Sounds like the best party ever.
holy fuck! so how did the penguins taste?????
this is the cutest video in the entire world. this seal is just so afraid for this dumb weird baby she thinks she’s found out in the ocean. have a bird. have another bird. no, see, eat the bird! the bird is food! why won’t this stupid baby eat. open your mouth you idiot baby i will feed you bird if it’s the last thing i do
my school held a hunger games today and so the victor got to ride around with prinCIPAL EFFIE and i just couldn’t
"We can forgive the Hamas for killing our children. We cannot forgive them for forcing us to kill their children… We will only have peace with the Arabs when they love their children more than they hate us. "
- Golda Meir,
former israeli prime minister
it means no memories, for the rest of the night (via suchvodka)